
Pulitzer and Grammy-winning poet, novelist, folklorist,
biographer, goat farmer, socialist and Lincoln historian.
Sublimely odd, tragic gentleman



Physician, humanitarian, theologian
Seagram's Seven Crown

Blended Canadian smiles on a budget
Bob Seger
Stoic Detroit rocker
The Seventh Seal
Director Ingmar Bergman's classic treatise on life, death and chess
Shellfish

Oceanic insects: Worth the work
The Simpsons
Animated bullshit with brains
Upton Sinclair

Baltimore-born socialist author
(and founder of the California chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union)
whose seminal book The Jungle ultimately helped contribute
to passage of the Pure Food and Drug Act.
Sitting Bull

Hunkpapa Lakota chieftain and holy man
Six Gun Territory
Sorely-missed Ocala theme park
Slurpees

Tops among convenience-store slushies
Snapper

Delighted diners do most of the snapping
South Park

Offensive, often profane & shamelessly hilarious
Kevin Spacey

Bizarro everyman thespian
Spaten
Tops among decantered Deutsch brews
Spy Magazine

Crudely insightful late cultural watchdog
Harry Dean Stanton
Skeevy character actor in perpetual need of a shower
Stella Stevens

Your father's favorite comely co-ed
The gold standard in fine Russian bedspins
Strawberries

Juicy red dessert fruit